-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack started following you

Hai der.

Hi.

-pets her hair-

-looks at him like he’s crazy-

You have really nice hair.

I know, I know. My hair is pretty awesome.

-gets out a pair of scissors- 

TIME FOR A HAIR CUT

NO.

UGH BUT WHY

theyallgosleazyforfredweasley:

its-voldemort-bitches:

theyallgosleazyforfredweasley:

its-voldemort-bitches replied to your post: I SEE PEOPLE *DINGO SCREECH*

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack started following you

Hai der.

Hi.

-pets her hair-

-looks at him like he’s crazy-

You have really nice hair.

I know, I know. My hair is pretty awesome.

-gets out a pair of scissors- 

TIME FOR A HAIR CUT

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack started following you

Hai der.

Hi.

-pets her hair-

-looks at him like he’s crazy-

You have really nice hair.

theyallgosleazyforfredweasley:

its-voldemort-bitches replied to your post: I SEE PEOPLE *DINGO SCREECH*

-cassiblack:

its-voldemort-bitches:

-cassiblack started following you

Hai der.

Hi.

-pets her hair-

-cassiblack started following you

Hai der.

-lavenderbrown:

I can’t figure out if I still exist or not.

LAVENDER OH MY MERLIN I’VE MISSED YOUR BLONDE LITTLE HEAD SO MUCH

theyallgosleazyforfredweasley:

its-voldemort-bitches:

NOW WE JUST NEED TO DRAG EVERYONE BACK ESPECIALLY YOUR TWIN, HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND PERSON AND MY WIFE

FIANCE BROTHERLOVER BECAUSE WE GOT THAT … “DIVORCE” REMEMBER BUT WE’RE BACK TOGETHER BUT WITH CHARLOTTE AND ROXY AND FRED II WE NEVER GOT THE RIGHT MOMENT TO REMARRY. BUT YES. YES THIS IS A GOOD PLAN. GOOD DECISIONS TOM. BETTER THAN KILLING HARRY.

WELL I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THAT BUT OKAY I GUESS I WILL REFRAIN FROM DOING SO. UM CAN I RE-MARRY YOU GUYS? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!?!?! ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING? NOT THAT i’M COMPLAINING. 

theyallgosleazyforfredweasley:

its-voldemort-bitches:

*winces* You need more meat on you, you have the ass of a thirteen year old girl. 

I MISSED YOU TOO AND I’M SO GLAD I FOUND YOU AND WE’RE CUDDLING AND YOU’RE NOT SAD *squeals*

You love my ass. I can recall just how well you love it. *wriggles it, and eventually turns it into a dance*

AND I KNOW THIS IS SO DELIGHTFUL I’M GOING TO DINGO OUT SOON IT’S LIKE SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION BUT DINGOANEOUS COMBUSTION. 

NOW WE JUST NEED TO DRAG EVERYONE BACK ESPECIALLY YOUR TWIN, HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND PERSON AND MY WIFE